Here is me at birth in Chicago, IL.

Three years old.

Here is a picture of my duck.
 My grandfather got it for me one Easter because I was so cute and wanted a duck. His name was Tyrone. I remember my grandmother chasing it around the yard to get it to come inside for the night.

This is the current me.
I have photos of me since I was 4 with my hands on my head just like the one below.  A sign of some deep rooted psychological problem I'm sure.